Maynardville, Tennessee. Butz: What kind of deal? I'M A GERMAN, YOU IDIOT! Francesca Mondino: Sgt. "Looks like the shoe's on the other foot." [Stiglitz takes Hellstrom by the shoulder and aggressively forces a gun against his crotch]. Donny Donowitz [in German] Donny! You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. : You're talking about that. I need to know about Germans hiding in them trees, and you need to tell me, and you need to tell me right now. Fredrick Zoller: If they're still there, and if they're still alive, and that's one big if, there ain't no way you gonna take them boys without settin' off them bombs. Donny Donowitz Where were we? Where's my men? : Pfc. I beg your pardon? : [cut back to the ditch] Teddy fuckin' Williams knocks it out of the park! Says he's gonna hug his momma. Well, it just so happens I do as well. He beats German soldiers with a club. [Some of the Basterds laugh, and the camera focuses on Stiglitz; the scene freezes and the words "Hugo Stiglitz" appear on the screen]. Landa gently removes her shoe, Bridget slowly reaches into Landa's pocket. Well, you do have to admit it is catchy. Narrator: [in Italian] You are not to tell anybody anything! Lt. Aldo Raine: He ordered three glasses. Sgt. Col. Hans Landa: : The British officer blew his German act and the Gestapo major saw it. You see, we like our Nazis in uniform. Cpl. So, I'm gonna give you a little something you can't take off. Or you will die tryin'. We're American! But you're aware of what they call me? : Lt. Aldo Raine: Col. Hans Landa: Omar Ulmer. So you're Aldo the Apache. American Olympic gold can be measured in Negro sweat. Lt. Archie Hicox: "Eliza On The Ice"? Col. Hans Landa: You see, we like our Nazis in uniform. And I pride myself on having an eye for that kind of talent. Col. Hans Landa: : She gasps with pain, She holds up her fore, middle, and ring fingers, She uses her thumb, fore, and middle fingers, long pause, Churchill takes deep draw on his cigar then exhales slowly, On the Germans attending the film premiere, trying to speaking Italian in an attempt to fool Landa to keep up his cover as an Italian actor. I'M A GERMAN, YOU IDIOT! I can see since you didn't see what happened inside, the Nazis being there must look odd. Donny Donowitz: Col. Hans Landa My name is Shosanna Dreyfus and THIS is the face of Jewish vengeance! He ordered three glasses. Werner Rachtman Why the hell is Goebbels doin' stuff so damn peculiar? [to Lt. Hicox] We don't like that. Col. Hans Landa: Smithson Utivich : What do you man, the Little Man? A French Jew (Melanie Laurent) escapes a death squad and reinvents herself as the proprietress of a Paris movie house, only to find herself romanced by a young German war hero and budding film star. Have I been shot? : Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Inglourious Basterds..ONLY BLU-RAY.NO DVD..SPECIAL EDITION..BRAD PITT at the best online prices at eBay! Lt. Aldo Raine Pointed right at your testicles. Sgt. Just keep your fuckin' mouth shut. Attaboy, Lieutenant. Col. Hans Landa: Yet I assume you don't share the same animosity with squirrels that you do with rats, do you? GET THE FUCK UP! Well, let's just say she got what she deserved. Col. Hans Landa Col. Hans Landa It works superb. "Aldo the Apache" and "the Little Man"? Bridget von Hammersmark: [cut to Hitler] Col. Hans Landa About I got three men dead back there. Yes! Lt. Aldo Raine Col. Hans Landa [as-a-matter-of-factly] Werner Rachtman: Seeing as how I may be rapping on the door momentarily Lt. Archie Hicox: He's gonna take that big bat of his, and he's gonna beat your ass to death with it. Col. Hans Landa: Yeah, that's what we thought. Nah, I don't think so. Like a Katzenjammer Kid. It would appear there's only one thing left for you to do. I must say, damn good stuff, Sir. Bravery Adolf Hitler: Perrier LaPadite: Werner Rachtman Lt. Aldo Raine : He beats German soldiers with a club. : Thank you, mein Fhrer. What have you done? Sound good? And as if to make my point, I'm a little surprised how tall you were in real life. : Omar speaks third most, so he'll be Donny's assistant. If you want to win the war, tonight; [Landa lightly chops his hands down against the table]. Well, sir, such as they are, I write reviews and articles for a publication called 'Films & Filmmakers.' Oblige him! Buongiorno. I'm sorry, again? Donny Donowitz: That's what I thought. What now, Colonel? Quite frankly, watchin' Donny beat Nazis to death is the closest we ever get to goin' to the movies. Yeah, where is that, exactly? Arriverderci. [in German, with subtitles] Lt. Aldo Raine: List your accomplishments? That you are all going to die. I mean, if I had my way you'd wear that goddamn uniform for the rest of your pecker-suckin' life. [shouting to the camera, acting in Nation's Pride] Lt. Aldo Raine: The only people who should be allowed in the room are the people who will be moved by the exploits on the screen. I don't think so. Did you get that, Kliest? Who and what is a "Private Butz"? WHAT? Lt. Aldo Raine: If you offered me a Scotch and plain water, I could drink Scotch and plain water. But, Louis B. Mayer wouldn't be Goebbels proper opposite number. Without camera movements. Pfc. : Turn off the projector! Oh, well, must not have been important. [Aldo shoots Hans' driver Hermann, and gives Utivich a knife] Lt. Aldo Raine You want to prove they're flesh and blood? Not one word more! Now, besides you, we know there's another kraut patrol fuckin' around there somewhere. And I'm beginning to think my participation in this event could be meaningful. Col. Hans Landa: Everybody in the German army's heard of Hugo Stiglitz. Are you mad? Lt. Aldo Raine: The best GIFs are on GIPHY. : : After I kill that guy, you have 30 feet to get to that guy. Lt. Aldo Raine How'd you intend to get them in that premiere. Lt. Aldo Raine: Gorlami. : [in German] : Col. Hans Landa Bridget von Hammersmark Smithson Utivich: Yeah, where is that exactly? Lt. Aldo Raine Tuxedos. : General Ed Fenech: Lt. Aldo Raine: Marcel: Pvt. Your outfit was ambushed and you got away! About I got three men dead back there. My hands, to be exact. Bridget von Hammersmark Now if that patrol were to have any crackshots, that orchard would be a goddamn sniper's delight. You might know him better by his nickname: "The Bear Jew". That's a pretty exciting story. So, I visited America, aye? [in flawless Italian] That original moviean attempt to ape The Dirty Dozen and other. What have you done? Col. Hans Landa: Speaking of Frau von Hammersmark, whose idea was it for the death trap rendezvous? , Shut up, slut! [cut to Hitler] Grazie. Narrator Lt. Archie Hicox: I rather liked Lillian Harvey. : Monsieur LaPadite, I regret to inform you I have exhausted the extent of my French. Master SGT. Lt. Aldo Raine Col. Hans Landa Long story short, we hear a story too good to be true it ain't. Col. Hans Landa I don't blame ya! Bridget von Hammersmark: He is the personification of the idea that being able to express oneself in multiple languages is a form of power; and indeed Landa uses this power to his advantage in the film. Are you aware of my existence? What is that English expression about shoes and feet? And yes, some Germans will die, and yes, it will ruin the evening, and yes, Goebbels will be very, very, very mad at you for what you've done to his big night, but you won't get Hitler, you won't get Goebbels, you won't get Gring, and you won't get Bormann and you need all four to end the war. Hear that? Instead of putting him up against a wall, the High Command decided to send him back to Berlin, to be made an example of. Donowitz speaks the second most, so he'll be your Italian cameraman. Germans' nickname for you. : : Where were we? What do you man, the Little Man? [in German] Lt. Aldo Raine Lt. Aldo Raine When you get back home, whatcha gonna do? But stay alert outside. Lt. Aldo Raine : Like I said, third best. Donny Donowitz Before we yank that slug out you, you need to answer a few questions. What's next? Major Dieter Hellstrom: Lt. Archie Hicox Col. Hans Landa Lt. Aldo Raine [long pause, Churchill takes deep draw on his cigar then exhales slowly]. Obviously, he wasn't born in America. : To continue to speak it so inadequately would only serve to embarrass me. Now, just take that finger of yours and point out on this here map where this party's being held, how many's coming, and what they brought to play with. Col. Hans Landa Major Dieter Hellstrom: So you're Aldo the Apache. Bridget gives in and places her foot in Landa's lap. Pfc. Well, ain't that a real nice boy? [Landa intolerantly points at his lap. Sgt. General Ed Fenech. Lt. Aldo Raine: Long story short, we hear a story too good to be true it ain't. [finishes scalping Hermann] Inglourious Basterds Lt. Aldo Raine: [Drawing a map] Up the road apiece, there's an orchard. And then throw their bodies into the sewers for the rats of Paris to feast on! Brad Pitt takes no prisoners in Quentin Tarantino's high-octane WWII revenge fantasy Inglourious Basterds. : [in German] Well, you don't got to be Stonewall Jackson to know you don't want to fight in a basement! I have never heard anyone who speaks German, French, or Italian complaining that their language was written by a hack. The other looks odd. Stop it! [very bad Italian accent] Lt. Aldo Raine: Cpl. Adolf Hitler: My name is Lt. Aldo Raine and I'm putting together a special team, and I need me eight soldiers. Caught you flinching. Hirschberg : : Col. Hans Landa: Heard of 'em? He looks in the barn, he looks in the attic, he looks in the cellar, he looks everywhere he would hide. I have an order I want relayed to all German soldiers stationed in France. What shall the history books read? Consequently, a German soldier conducts a search of a house suspected of hiding Jews. His commanding officer gave him and his mates the night off to celebrate. Ooh la la Danielle Darrieux. Lt. Archie Hicox: Did they mark you like they did they did the other survivors? [cut to Landa screaming and crying as Raine carves a swastika into his forehead]. Col. Hans Landa: Few questions about what? [slightly annoyed] Bridget von Hammersmark Even though we're still at the very beginning of the movie, we've already realized Landa's menacing nature. I'd make that deal. You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. Smithson Utivich Col. Hans Landa: Pfc. Col. Hans Landa Inglourious Basterds Script Takeaway #1 Inglourious Basterds Quotes. : We punch those goons out, take their machine guns, and burst in there blasting! :

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